Ever have a day where you walk in and instantly know shenanigans have been underfoot while you were away.
I see the destruction as soon as I walk into the dining room.
ME: Are you KIDDING ME?
What have you two been up to?
Are you seriously telling me that my linen tablecloth is on the floor and you had NOTHING TO DO WITH IT????
What the HECK do you have to say for yourselves?
NOTHING? Nothing at ALL?
and you broke a glass? What the heck were the two of you up to? Who started the rough housing? You....maybe You???
Do YOU think you OWN the PLACE when I am not HERE?
Ah, don't sit there looking right through me, you know what you did!
Don't you turn away...listen to me. I pay the bills around here.
I am at your beck and call, I take care of you and THIS . IS. THE. THANKS. I. GET?????
Oh, now you want to look right through me huh? Ok.(deep sigh) maybe you should just go to bed without any... DINNER!
What have got to say for yourselves? Huh??? NOTHING???
I guess at this point I should mention I am launching this tirade at these two ladies.
(we thought she was a boy kitty!)
Uh huh. It's official. I have become the Crazy Cat Lady.
I talk to my cats like they are children.
I need serious help...I think.